The dust had barely settled on the ground after the shocking turn of events on WLCW Eruption on YouTube when Matt Cardona, the NEW WLCW X-Division Champion walked through the curtain, championship belt draped over his shoulder, Chelsea Green annoyingly attached to his hip.

Matt Cardona: Let's fucking GO!!!!!!! 

Chelsea Green: Woo!! X-Division Champion, baby!! Next stop.. WORLD Champion!

The power couple laughed. Cardona obviously happy, even after getting dick kicked by MJF just minutes prior. Why wouldn't he be happy though? He is the new WLCW X-Division champion.

Matt Cardona: Glad I could wipe the smirk right off the face of that silver spoon fed, prima donna little bitch. Maxwell Jacob Friedman can go back to sucking on his mother's teet now.

Chelsea Green: Can you believe that they actually turned your match with that... Brady Booker kid... into an actual title shot.

Matt Cardona's jaw dropped. He had water dribble out of his mouth on to the concrete below.

Matt Cardona: Wait! They're giving that little NXT jobber a title shot? I don't even know how to feel about that!

He scratched his head, completely perplexed. He held up left hand, palm facing upwards.

Matt Cardona: On one hand, it's one less title defense I have to wait on before I can go after the World title..

He scrunched up his face, distressed at the next thought.

Matt Cardona: But on the other fucking hand.. it's fucking disrespectful that I have to go against... Brady fucking Booker! I'd rather waste my time fighting ol' Maxy on YouTube again, rather than fighting this little prick.

They continued on through the back stage area. Plenty of WLCW jobbers were standing around, staring as Cardona passed. Some of them applauded him, others just stared.

Chelsea Green: Look at all these jealous people, babe..

Matt looked over at several Eruption talents, who were just staring at him.

Matt Cardona: You want to take a picture? It might last longer you ungrateful pricks! You should be bowing before me for what I'm doing for this damn organization! WLCW would be NO WHERE without Matt FUCKING Cardona!

The jobbers quickly scurried off, worried that Matt might put them all in the hospital.

Matt Cardona: Unbelievable! I'm giving them a chance here. I'm doing everything in my power to bring exposure and excitement to WLCW and give them a potential future! THAT is the thanks I get!?

Chelsea Green: They're a bunch of ungrateful douche bags, babe. Forget about them.

The scene fades as Matt and Chelsea storm off.



The sound of snow crunching beneath his feet could be heard as the scene opened.

There was a chill in the air that could cut straight to the core. The sound of a mechanical chair lift could be heard in the distance, along with the distinctive sound of people carving in and out of the snow pact slope. Occasionally a small thud could be heard followed by a painful groan, the sound of someone crashing on their skis or snowboard.

A shaky camera view opened up, moving fairly quickly down mountain slope. The camera was focused directly in front, like a PoV shot. It was focused on a single individual, carving in and out on snowboard, wearing bright blue pants with a bright orange jacket. The outfit was complete with a black helmet with a bright sticker on it that read "Alwayz Ready".

This was new WLCW X-Division Champion, Matt Cardona. This was Whistler Mountain. And this was beautiful.

The camera quickly flipped around to reveal Chelsea Green as the camera holder. She waved at the GoPro as she made a few turns herself. The mountains peaking out over the trees in the distance was quite the sight to see. She turned the camera back around, focusing on Matt. He had just executed a toe side stop and kicked up some powder at the bottom near the chair lift.

It was remarkably a quiet, not busy day at Whistler, one of the premier ski and snowboard resorts in the world. Chelsea came to a stop next to him.

Matt Cardona: Let's get another in!

The camera cut out quickly, after a few moments of Chelsea trying to shut it off.



The shaky camera view appeared once more. This time in full selfie mode. The camera was perched away from Matt and Chelsea, as they rode a chairlift to the top of Whistler Mountain.

Matt Cardona: God DAMN this is a beautiful way to spend before a "match".

Matt put air quotes around the word match. He still did not think very highly of his upcoming X-Division Title defense against Brady Booker, a relative nobody in the wrestling world.

Chelsea Green: Just don't get hurt babe.. that's why they put this type of stuff as a restriction in contracts.

Matt Cardona: Pshhh..

He waived her off.

Matt Cardona: I could beat Brady Jobber and the rest of the WLCW roster with an amputated leg and one arm tied behind my back. There is zero chance that Brady Booker can match up against the only DOUBLE CHAMPION that WLCW has to offer!

Chelsea smirked at that mention.

Chelsea Green: Why don't you tell the people what you mean, babe?

Matt Cardona: Surely they haven't all forgotten out there that I, Matt Cardona, am still the reigning INTERNET CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!

Matt unzipped his ski jacket only to reveal that underneath, he had both the Internet Championship and the WLCW X-Division Champoinship strapped around his waist, one on top of the other.

Matt Cardona: It's pretty fitting, right? I mean, MJF decided to put it all on the line against me on YouTube. Of course the Internet Champion was going to show up and show out, winning the X-Division Championship on YouTube of all places! That's like... home field advantage for me!

He let out a slight laugh. His breath could be seen, cutting against the harsh winter temperatures of Canada.

Matt Cardona: I told you.. I told the WLCW Universe that "Alwayz Ready" Matt Cardona was going to carry this franchise and elevate it to new heights. And if that means making my first title defense against someone who doesn't deserve a contract? So be it.

Matt coughed and then spit to the side, nearly freezing instantly as it left his mouth.

Matt Cardona: I really don't get it though. Why do football players think they can turn in to professional wrestlers? Outside of Dwayne Johnson, they've all been jokes! Bill Goldberg was a physical talent, sure. But could he entertain? Could he hold the attention and draw the ratings? Fuck no. How many times can you hear a guy get on the mic and say "You're Next!"? It's ridiculous.

He shook his head.

Matt Cardona: And don't get me started on someone like Brock freakin' Lesnar. I mean, the dude is as dry as the Sahara Desert for crying out loud. He struggles so badly that he even thought it was a good idea to convince people that he was a moose hunter for fucks sake.

He reached inside his jacket, pulling out a fresh can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. He cracked it open and took a swig.

Chelsea Green: Wait.. he did that?

He took another swig beofre answering.

Matt Cardona: Oh yeah! I remember some promo back at the beginning of WLCW and it was just... awful. The guy is as much of a moose hunter as I am Mother freakin' Theresa!

Matt chugged the rest of the beer and tossed the can to the side. He wiped off any remaining PBR from his face.

Matt Cardona: And this Brady Booker kid..

Chelsea laughed at the thought.

Matt Cardona: Look, this kid.. he's going to get his thirty seconds of fame and then it's all going to be over for him. He will go back into the land of obscurity, probably curled up next to Prince DeBitch and the cry baby MJF, and fade out. Maybe he can sell some of his wrestling gear online or something. I mean, getting your ass kicked by me is going to get you some kind of notoriety at least haha. Hell, I'll sell mine and give him the proceeds, it'll at least help cover the medical bills and future care he'll need after the match.

The camera swiveled to reveal the area ahead of the couple. The lift was nearing the top of the mountain. They fiipped the camera back towards themselves.

Matt Cardona: Well, looks like it's time to get another run in. WLCW Universe, I'm doing this all for you, remember that! And Brady Booker..

He smirked as the intensity grew in his eyes.

Matt Cardona: Good luck, pal... you're going to need it..

The intensity continued to grow in his eyes as the camera shifted to make room for the safety rail to raise up. They got off the lift as Matt Cardona glided over to an area of trees to strap in his back foot. The camera slowly faded out.

He had already taken over as the X-Division Champion. He was the only double champion in WLCW.

He was the reason the organization was making headway.

He knew it. You knew it.

Time to accept it and move out of the way.



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